The Fiefdom of Beatrix Amerhauser is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 1.487 billion Beatrix Amerhauserians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The Beatrix Amerhauserian economy, worth 55.5 trillion ryous a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 37,348 ryous, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", Leader has just been declared ruler of Beatrix Amerhauser in an international press conference, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beatrix Amerhauser's national animal is the bird.

Beatrix Amerhauser is ranked 153,590^th in the world and 563^rd in Remembrance for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.24 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.